Thursday, May 24, 2007

Green Dyed Tips (05/24/07) - m4w - 23 (Midtown East)

Green Dyed Tips (05/24/07) - m4w - 23 (Midtown East)
Reply to: pers-337465827@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-05-24, 12:39PM EDT


8:00am
59th Street Lexingtion Avenue Station
N\R platform

You walked by me in leopard print sun dress, and you wore it beautifully with that walk of yours. We locked eyes until you passed by me enough to keep the stare yet not turn your head back.

Maybe I'll see you again.
Re: Green Dyed Tips (05/24/07) - m4w - 23 (Midtown East)

Yeah, that's my girlfriend, you asshole.
Re: Re: Green Dyed Tips (05/24/07) - m4w - 23 (Midtown East)
From: pers-337465827@craigslist.org


My deepest apologies to you, I didn't notice the "I belong to [someone]" banner written all over her forehead.
Oh, and the name calling, nice one for showing how immature you are.... a simple "she's taken" would have done the job just right.

P.S. I do Photoshop work, a free version of that banner available just for you.... just ask.

2 comments:

abbersnail said...

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A.G. said...

THAT'S MY BLOG, ASSHOLE.
Just kidding.
This is good stuff. I posted about it over on the blogblog.