you got on the L train at Union Sq... jeez you were somethin' - m4w - 27 (Union Square)

you got on the L train at Union Sq... jeez you were somethin' - m4w - 27 (Union Square)
Reply to: pers-479136777@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-11-14, 8:21PM EST

yikes.
i mean, damn.
no wonder you didn't look at anyone.
i tried not to stare, i felt like a retard.

but you were the prettiest women I have seen on the train, ever.

you looked like a veterinarian maybe (or a model with a weird fashion sense)

i dunno. maybe you don't even speak english. i was the guy who was real cool and collected, like a frozen chicken that fell out of someones whole foods bag and bounced onto your foot... the man who looked like a 13 yr old retard

i thought to myself, "is she that pretty? yup." looks away, looks back, "yup, she is. jesus, i can't believe how pretty she is"

i'm not shallow, you see beautiful people everyday in NYC, but you were the most alluring, endearing, beautiful and moving as you sat still and stared into space

sure, it's all projection.

but i bet you're amazing (and i never use that word)

Re: you got on the L train at Union Sq... jeez you were somethin' - m4w - 27 (Union Square)

That's my girl, asshole.

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re: Re: you got on the L train at Union Sq... jeez you were somethin' - m4w (Union Square)
Reply to: pers-479712445@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-11-15, 12:38PM EST

"WHAT WAS SHE WEARING?"

DARK BLUE NURSE SCRUBS (POSSIBLY) TOPPED WITH AN IRISH LOOKING KNIT SWEATER.

BRUNETTE.

ooops caps.

anywho.

i DON'T REALLY BELIEVE IN MISSED CONNECTIONS. IF SHE WAS SINGLE SHE WOULD HAVE AT LEAST LOOKED IN MY DIRECTION PLUS SHE SEEMED OLD FASHIONED SO SHE PROBABLY IS STILL DATING HER BOYFRIEND FROM HIGHS SCHOOL..ooooops caps. but if she would go online, I guess that means she saw some boy on the train.. who knows.

(and her BF emailed me and called me a name, haha... i pray it was some prankster and not a guy who is so jealous and insecure he peruses craig's list to see if guys are into his girl, she's so pretty. i am sure she gets hit on 20 times a day)

Girl on R train today at 4:30 PM with Converse sneakers. - m4w - 24 (Midtown)

Girl on R train today at 4:30 PM with Converse sneakers. - m4w - 24 (Midtown)
Reply to: pers-479050531@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-11-14, 6:43PM EST

Hi, I thought I'd give this a long shot :) I was on a Queens-bound R-train @ 4;30 pm, I was Asian/Filipino, I had a brown leather jacket,, and a brown sweater. You were Caucasian, had a black leather jacket, long brown hair and cute Converse Sneakers. I think we caught each other's eye once or twice :) I got off at 49th street+Broadway/7th ave.; you switched seats before I got off the train. Anyway I think you're really cute, we should chat!!

Re: Girl on R train today at 4:30 PM with Converse sneakers. - m4w - 24 (Midtown)

That's my girl, asshole.

Re: Re: Girl on R train today at 4:30 PM with Converse sneakers. - m4w - 24 (Midtown)
From: pers-479050531@craigslist.org

Really? So what are you doing on missed connections...go Spam someone else, jerkoff.

PROSPECT PARK WEST - m4w - 29

PROSPECT PARK WEST - m4w - 29
Reply to: pers-397834514@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-15, 3:47PM EDT

YOU WERE GORGEOUS...I WAS BY 9TH ST AND PROSPECT PARK WEST ..I WAS SITTING ON THE WALL THAT SURROUNDS THE PARK..YOU WERE WALKING..U HAD ORANGE SHORTS..AND WHAT CAUGHT MY ATTENTION WAS YOUR LONG WAVY HAIR..U LOOKED TO BE PHILIPINO..HOPEFULLY U SEE THIS

Re: PROSPECT PARK WEST - m4w - 29

That's my girlfriend, asshole.

Re: Re: PROSPECT PARK WEST - m4w - 29
From: pers-397834514@craigslist.org

OK...ONE....RELAX..IF ITS YOUR GIRL..U DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HER USING MY #....TWO..IF ITS YOUR GIRLFRIEND...U NEED TO EXPLAIN TO HER WHAT U R LOOKING IN MISSED ENCOUNTERS MEN FOR WOMEN..THATS ODD...SO TUCK YOUR TAIL IN SUGAR PANTS AND KEEP IT MOVING

Cute Brunette on G-train, Court Square, early Tuesday afternoon - m4w - 41

Cute Brunette on G-train, Court Square, early Tuesday afternoon - m4w - 41
Reply to: pers-382715581@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-07-26, 5:57PM EDT

You were the cute brunette in a white tank top and turquoise mini-skirt, looking down and writing in your checkbook when I got on Brooklyn-bound G waiting to pull out at Court Square earlier today. Later, a friend of yours got on and sat next to you, and you chatted for a minute.

You also had gorgeous hair pulled back, and a sweet, gap-toothed smile.

Me: guy in a purple T-shirt with a Knicks baseball cap on, large-framed brown glasses.

We exchanged glances a few times until you got off at Metropolitan/Lorimer. Would love to get to know you better...

Re: Cute Brunette on G-train, Court Square, early Tuesday afternoon - m4w - 41

That's my girlfriend, asshole.

Re: Re: Cute Brunette on G-train, Court Square, early Tuesday afternoon - m4w - 41
From: pers-382715581@craigslist.org

lol...funny.

To the FEMALE POSTAL WOKER on 62nd street - m4w (Midtown East)

To the FEMALE POSTAL WOKER on 62nd street - m4w (Midtown East)
Reply to: pers-372528452@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-07-12, 7:07PM EDT

It was 2 pm this afternoon you (latina)were delivering mail on the even numbered side of the street. I was walking past you (latino with curly hair)wearing brown shorts and a black tee we said hello to each other. I hope you read this and get back to me.

M

Re: To the FEMALE POSTAL WOKER on 62nd street - m4w (Midtown East)

That's my girlfriend's route, asshole.

Re: Re: To the FEMALE POSTAL WOKER on 62nd street - m4w (Midtown East)
From: pers-372528452@craigslist.org

Year, right, what does she look like?

WHOLE FOODS IN JERICHO - m4w

WHOLE FOODS IN JERICHO - m4w
Reply to: pers-372359000@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-07-12, 3:28PM EDT

YOU HAD TOO MANY ITEMS ON THE EXPRESS CHECKOUT.YOU ARE TALL BLONDE WHO WAS WITH A FRIEND WHO WAS TALL AND BROWN HAIR.YOU BOTH LOOK LIKE MODELS.MY PICTURE IS HERE.-STEVE

Re: WHOLE FOODS IN JERICHO - m4w

That's my girlfriend, asshole.

Re: Re: WHOLE FOODS IN JERICHO - m4w
From: pers-372359000@craigslist.org

Yeah ok asshole-

***UPDATE - POST SCRIPT***
P.S.: Re: Re: WHOLE FOODS IN JERICHO - m4w
From: pers-372359000@craigslist.org

Dont call me an asshole you dont know who you are talking to-ill make one call to Pete or Vinny and they will shove that jerk store right up your ass.What are you doing on missed conections loser if you have a girlfriend-you probably cheat on her like all the rest of the guy jerk offs -scumbag-

***UPDATE - POST POST SCRIPT***
P.P.S.: Re: Re: WHOLE FOODS IN JERICHO - m4w
From: pers-372359000@craigslist.org

I read about you on ten years of nerve,i know all about you--you better watch your step!

This morning: 14th St bus to Union Sq. Blond w/ aviators - m4w - 32 (East Village)

This morning: 14th St bus to Union Sq. Blond w/ aviators - m4w - 32 (East Village)
Reply to: pers-372180177@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-07-12, 11:52AM EDT

You got on the bus on Ave A or B, I think. I was already on the bus. Towards the back. 6'2, blond guy.

Well, obviously, I would really like to get to know you.

If interested, say hello.

Re: This morning: 14th St bus to Union Sq. Blond w/ aviators - m4w - 32 (East Village)

That's my girl, asshole.

Re: Re: This morning: 14th St bus to Union Sq. Blond w/ aviators - m4w - 32 (East Village)
From: pers-372180177@craigslist.org

doubt it. this girl seemed much too cool to date a guy with a dipshit name like yours.

choke on your ascot douchebag.

Uptown F train, saturday morning... - m4w - 50

Uptown F train, saturday morning... - m4w - 50
Reply to: pers-343537303@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-06-03, 11:53AM EDT

you were standing in front of me for about half an hour...wearing black footless tights under a short plaid jumper...ipod...young...cute...felt the inate sexuality...want to share it with you..me, bald, older, interested?

Re: Uptown F train, saturday morning... - m4w - 50

That's my girlfriend, asshole.

Re: Re: Uptown F train, saturday morning... - m4w - 50
From: pers-343537303@craigslist.org

and you would know that how?

F train this morning to 42 St. Bryant Park - m4w - 30 (Midtown East)

F train this morning to 42 St. Bryant Park - m4w - 30 (Midtown East)
Reply to: pers-341249900@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-05-30, 12:46PM EDT

You:
Pink top, tight jeans, chinky eyed

me: Grey polo shirt and ligth colored khakis

We got on the train at the same stop and much to my surprise we got off at the same stop, you walked out to Bryant Park and I continued to catch the 7. You are HOT and I would love to talk to you. I think you through me a couple of looks and I certainly am interested, hope you see this or I see you tomorrow!

Re: F train this morning to 42 St. Bryant Park - m4w - 30 (Midtown East)

That's my girlfriend, you racist asshole.

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Re: F train this morning to 42 St. Bryant Park - m4w - 30 (Midtown East)
Reply to: pers-341418330@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-05-30, 4:12PM EDT

SHE WON'T BE YOUR GIRL FOR LONG BECAUSE WHEN I SEE HER TOMORROW I AM GOING TO HOOK UP WIOTH HER AND FUCK HER IN THE ASS IN MY OFFICE!

Q Train to 7th ave – Thursday PM - m4m - 26

Q Train to 7th ave – Thursday PM - m4m - 26
Reply to: pers-338265668@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-05-25, 3:19PM EDT

we were sitting across from each other on the Q to 7th ave in Brooklyn Thursday night around 12:30/1:00am. YOu were wearing a black and white striped sweater and jeans, dirty blong hair in a 1950s style (that was hot) and a cig. in your ear. I sat across from you and was wearing tan pants and a dark gray V-neck T shirt (brown hair and eyes). I was listening to my ipod for a while and then put it away. We both got off at 7th ave but I went left and you went right out of the turnstyle - was hoping you'd follow me... shoot me a line - wanna' meet up?

Re: Q Train to 7th ave – Thursday PM - m4m - 26

That's MY boy, asshole.

Re: Re: Q Train to 7th ave – Thursday PM - m4m - 26
From: pers-338265668@craigslist.org

hey sorry dude, how was I to know?

Lucky you...

Green Dyed Tips (05/24/07) - m4w - 23 (Midtown East)

Green Dyed Tips (05/24/07) - m4w - 23 (Midtown East)
Reply to: pers-337465827@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-05-24, 12:39PM EDT

8:00am
59th Street Lexingtion Avenue Station
N\R platform

You walked by me in leopard print sun dress, and you wore it beautifully with that walk of yours. We locked eyes until you passed by me enough to keep the stare yet not turn your head back.

Maybe I'll see you again.

Re: Green Dyed Tips (05/24/07) - m4w - 23 (Midtown East)

Yeah, that's my girlfriend, you asshole.

Re: Re: Green Dyed Tips (05/24/07) - m4w - 23 (Midtown East)
From: pers-337465827@craigslist.org

My deepest apologies to you, I didn't notice the "I belong to [someone]" banner written all over her forehead.
Oh, and the name calling, nice one for showing how immature you are.... a simple "she's taken" would have done the job just right.

P.S. I do Photoshop work, a free version of that banner available just for you.... just ask.

Girl in the blue dress and boots! - m4w - 30

Girl in the blue dress and boots! - m4w - 30
Reply-to: pers-337457662@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-05-24, 9:29AM PDT

I saw you on the J this morning. You are very beautiful and look like a fun person. I wish you weren't with your, boyfriend? Maybe someday we'll get a chance to talk? Hope to see you again.

Re: Girl in the blue dress and boots! - m4w - 30

Yeah, that's my girlfriend, asshole!

Re: Re: Girl in the blue dress and boots! - m4w - 30
From: pers-337457662@craigslist.org

Haha and who are you looking for on CL missed connections, ASS HOLE!!!

Go fuck yourself

Cop today inside the P.A. - w4m - 21

Cop today inside the P.A. - w4m - 21
Reply to: pers-337075248@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-05-23, 7:47PM EDT

You were the super good looking cop that was standing outside the gift shop today at the bus terminal during rush hour. You were the shorter one standing next to the other cop. i walked past you 3 times(trying to see if u had a ring), when i had to go get my ticket. Totally would have talked to you if u were by yourself..

Re: Cop today inside the P.A. - w4m - 21

That's my man, asshole.

Re: Re: Cop today inside the P.A. - w4m - 21
From: pers-337075248@craigslist.org

Temper, temper, "asshole" :)
A craigslist ad is way too petty in life to get upset over.

Gorgeous Girl at Taco Bell this afternoon (51st and 3rd) - m4w - 25 (Midtown East)

Gorgeous Girl at Taco Bell this afternoon (51st and 3rd) - m4w - 25 (Midtown East)
Reply to: pers-336960912@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-05-23, 4:50PM EDT

...we locked eyes, then you brushed into me on your way back picking up your food, and then we locked eyes again on your way out. You were wearing a black Bebe shirt with sweats and glasses, I was the tall blond guy wearing a Mets shirt.

Anyways, I hope I see you there again sometime...

Re: Gorgeous Girl at Taco Bell this afternoon (51st and 3rd) - m4w - 25 (Midtown East)

That's my girl, asshole.

Re: Re: Gorgeous Girl at Taco Bell this afternoon (51st and 3rd) - m4w - 25 (Midtown East)
From: pers-336960912@craigslist.org

Beh!

astor place starbucks cutie - m4w - 30 (East Village)

astor place starbucks cutie - m4w - 30 (East Village)
Reply to: pers-336913622@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-05-23, 3:47PM EDT

very cute blonde sitting in starback astor place during lunch around 2.
i was walking to lafayette and we caught each others eye through the window..stared for a bit.
wondering if youd like to chat..
;)

Re: astor place starbucks cutie - m4w - 30 (East Village)

That's my girl, asshole.

Re: Re: astor place starbucks cutie - m4w - 30 (East Village)
From: pers-336913622@craigslist.org

didnt see her with anyone.
sorry man