Saturday, February 28, 2009

Urban Outfitters Cashier - m4w (Union Square)

Urban Outfitters Cashier - m4w (Union Square)
Reply to: pers-1050777227@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-25, 8:18PM EST


Gorgeous girl behind the counter, white tee shirt, brunette- You couldn't crack a smile, you have probably been there forever.
You wrapped-up some coat hangers for me and said something like "Notice how girls never take the bill and guys always do?"
It takes a very certian someone to say something like that. I came back after some time to talk with you but I was in a hurry and couldn't find you.

What else do you notice that nobody else does?
Re: Urban Outfitters Cashier - m4w (Union Square)

That's my girl, asshole.
Re: Re: Urban Outfitters Cashier - m4w (Union Square)
From: pers-1050777227@craigslist.org


She's your girl?
Your a loyal one.
Why the fuck are you looking up missed connections on carigslist?
Hu? Asshole?

Friday, February 27, 2009

Green Jacket, H&M bag - m4w - 23

Green Jacket, H&M bag - m4w - 23
Reply to: pers-1039445019@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-18, 2:18AM EST


Don't touch your face or bite your nails while your on the subway. It's gross. New York is gross. Your too cute for that.
Re: Green Jacket, H&M bag - m4w - 23

That's my girlfriend, asshole.
Re: Re: Green Jacket, H&M bag - m4w - 23
From: pers-1039445019@craigslist.org


well your girlfriend is a filthy whore.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Credit Union on 31st near Brklyn Tech - m4w (Midtown West)

Credit Union on 31st near Brklyn Tech - m4w (Midtown West)
Reply to: pers-1047125481@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-23, 2:55PM EST


you were finishing up at a window as I was sitting down getting ready to make a deposit. As you walked out I looked up, saw you and said wow to myself. You smiled and were out the door across the st before I could even chase you. If you read this you'll know exactly who wrote it I'm positive..
Re: Credit Union on 31st near Brklyn Tech - m4w (Midtown West)

That's my girl, asshole.
Re: Re: Credit Union on 31st near Brklyn Tech - m4w (Midtown West)
From: pers-1047125481@craigslist.org


Would you mind forwarding me her address. I'd like to make another deposit!!!

Sent from my iPhone

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

you smiling in all your glory - m4w - 27 (Greenwich Village)

you smiling in all your glory - m4w - 27 (Greenwich Village)
Reply to: pers-1047015993@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-23, 5:58PM EST


Saw you walking up sixth ave yesterday, nearing 11th street.....I was crossing sixth and you gave a wonderful smile, though it was a quick one...! You turned around once and glanced, but I don't think you saw me. I stood and watched you and the smaller guy you were with go into French Roast. Wow...... would just love get you out for a drink.
Re: you smiling in all your glory - m4w - 27 (Greenwich Village)

that's my girlfriend, asshole!
Re: Re: you smiling in all your glory - m4w - 27 (Greenwich Village)
From: pers-1047015993@craigslist.org


hahah - well in that case good taste bud! be sure to drop me a line if the two of you are on the outs! (jking - no disrespect)... You have to at least tell her this funny story!..first time I have ever posted a CL ad of any sort. btw...nice seinfeld reference with that email...

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

woman walking on Mclean at 2:30 - m4w - 38 (Staten Island)

woman walking on Mclean at 2:30 - m4w - 38 (Staten Island)
Reply to: pers-1037728911@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-16, 7:52PM EST


You were walking on Mclean ave, wearing brown pants and a white sweater, i kept turning back to look at you. You are soo pretty. I got off the bus and seen you. I should have said hello. Hope you see this somehow.
Re: woman walking on Mclean at 2:30 - m4w - 38 (Staten Island)

That's my woman, asshole.
Re: Re: woman walking on Mclean at 2:30 - m4w - 38 (Staten Island)
From: pers-1037728911@craigslist.org


How can you possibly know that asshole? There are many women on McLean avenue. If it was your girl then she shouldn't be looking or smiling. I think you just have nothing else to do but look on craigslist and respond to posts. Asshole

Sent from my iPhone

Monday, February 23, 2009

Uptown A, 8:30 AM: you lost your contact lens & were on your way home - m4w - 24

Uptown A, 8:30 AM: you lost your contact lens & were on your way home - m4w - 24
Reply to: pers-1036236335@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-15, 8:15PM EST


You came and sat across from me somewhere around 42nd or 59th, with what looked to be a somewhat sad and embarrassed expression though I couldn't quite tell. I was struck by it, whatever it was exactly--and then it turned out that some of it must have had to do with your contact lens, because it slipped out and fell on the floor. You said it was all right, you were on your way home--and I wanted to find a way to ask where you were heading home from on a Sunday morning, after Valentine's day no less, and what it could have to do with the way you seemed to be feeling. But I couldn't think of any way of asking this that wouldn't be incredibly awkward for both of us, so I just lapsed into silence. Finally I might have been on the verge of asking you something else, but just then the conductor said the train was going to go express and I decided to give it up so that I wouldn't be late on the second day of my crappy temp job. I regretted it as soon as I got back on the platform, of course, regretted not at least staying to add a little more detail to our strange half-encounter, and eventually had the idea of letting it play out (in whatever climactic or anticlimactic way) on here. So, the usual closing--if you (or maybe even someone you know who's vaguely heard the anecdote about the lost contact lens--though who knows how likely that is to be repeated as an anecdote) do somehow manage to find this, I'd be very interested in hearing back from you.

A.
Re: Uptown A, 8:30 AM: you lost your contact lens & were on your way home - m4w - 24

That's my girl, asshole.
Re: Re: Uptown A, 8:30 AM: you lost your contact lens & were on your way home - m4w - 24
From: pers-1036236335@craigslist.org


Are you serious? To be honest, that's a relief to me (if it's true), because now I can just dismiss the whole thing.

Do you mind giving me some kind of detail, though--you can phrase it in any way that fits your mood, like "She said that there was some asshole who was wearing..."--so that I can feel sure that this isn't just a joke?

A

***UPDATE - Post Script***
P.S. Re: Re: Uptown A, 8:30 AM: you lost your contact lens & were on your way home - m4w - 24
From: pers-1036236335@craigslist.org


I'd still be interested to have you elaborate a bit; you can even make up some detail if you're not actually telling the truth. (Maybe I even made up some or all of it myself, so I'd be forced to agree with your lie? But maybe you feel sure that this isn't true, in which case...)

Thursday, February 19, 2009

NYSC 51st Lex 1:30-2PM Feb 18 - m4m - 36 (Midtown East)

NYSC 51st Lex 1:30-2PM Feb 18 - m4m - 36 (Midtown East)
Reply to: pers-1040156835@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-18, 2:46PM EST


Our lockers were right near each other by the back sinks. I had just come from the shower and you were undressing getting ready to workout. I am bi married closeted with little experience but hoping that maybe we can play. I have no idea if you are into dudes or not but you are really hot. You were six feet, maybe six two, short brown hair, toned, wearing yellow mesh shorts and grey t-shirt. After you got dressed, you weighed yourself and went to the floor. You down?
Re: NYSC 51st Lex 1:30-2PM Feb 18 - m4m - 36 (Midtown East)

That's my man, asshole.
Re: Re: NYSC 51st Lex 1:30-2PM Feb 18 - m4m - 36 (Midtown East)
From: pers-1040156835@craigslist.org


blow me douchebag!

green jacket at ctown graham - m4w - 35 (williamsburg)

green jacket at ctown graham - m4w - 35 (williamsburg)
Reply to: pers-1039309600@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-17, 10:10PM EST


you were shopping.......... C town graham ave bout 6 pm tuesday.......... green jacket black pants. you bought boil ina bag rice... most amazing woman ive ever seen, beautiful blond hair, bright blue-green eyes. if i cant convince you to spend your life with me, how bout coffee? i had on a fishbone tee shirt and a yellow beannie. BE MINE!! please
Re: green jacket at ctown graham - m4w - 35 (williamsburg)

That's my girlfriend, asshole.
Re: Re: green jacket at ctown graham - m4w - 35 (williamsburg)
From: pers-1039309600@craigslist.org


you wish asspipe

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Asian girl on Wilshire 720 bus Valintines night - m4w - 39 (Wilshire BLVD.)

Asian girl on Wilshire 720 bus Valintines night - m4w - 39 (Wilshire BLVD.)
Reply to: pers-1036310732@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-15, 6:22PM PST


HI. If you see this ad,i hope you do not think i,m weird or a stalker. I offered you my Saturday night and asked you if you got off work,you told me you just visited your brother and of course i got nervous like i usally do and didnt know what to say. Well i,m sure you have someone. But just wanted to say you seem so nice and also very attractive,unlike many women here there so beatifull but the inside is not. Anyway i hope i run into you again. Daniel
Re: Asian girl on Wilshire 720 bus Valintines night - m4w - 39 (Wilshire BLVD.)

That's my girlfriend, asshole.
Re: Re: Asian girl on Wilshire 720 bus Valintines night - m4w - 39 (Wilshire BLVD.)
From: pers-1036310732@craigslist.org


Sure!

Post office Washington Heights 165 street, sending out a sold book - m4w - 28 (Inwood / Wash Hts)

Post office Washington Heights 165 street, sending out a sold book - m4w - 28 (Inwood / Wash Hts)
Reply to: pers-1039108399@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-17, 7:22PM EST


You were behind me in line at 4:30pm, sending out a book you sold on half.com.. your first! You asked me about the post office since you'd never been there.. we exchanged a couple of words, but I should've asked if you might want to get some coffee or a drink. Maybe I'll see you around the heights, or you can just message me here..
Re: Post office Washington Heights 165 street, sending out a sold book - m4w - 28 (Inwood / Wash Hts)

That's my girl, asshole.
Re: Re: Post office Washington Heights 165 street, sending out a sold book - m4w - 28 (Inwood / Wash Hts)
From: pers-1039108399@craigslist.org


Haha. Even if that's true, why should YOU care? It's not as if I had any idea she had a boyfriend.. and besides, even if she DID then why is she looking at missed connections on craigs list. Or, why are you? In fact, how did you come to find out about my ad, Mr. Know It All ?

p.s. if you are telling the truth, why didn't she simply respond and say haha no thanks i'm seeing someone. seems to be the more mature route to take.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

F train to N train (9th St - 4th Ave) - m4w - 25 (Brooklyn (9th St - 4th Ave))

F train to N train (9th St - 4th Ave) - m4w - 25 (Brooklyn (9th St - 4th Ave))
Reply to: pers-1034181311@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-14, 3:24AM EST


You had long jet black hair, an ipod, and a brown purse. You were wearing stonewashed jeans, a jacket, a pink blouse, and pink sneakers. Lovely Asian lady.

You got off the F train at 4th ave/9th St and went downstairs to catch the N train towards Coney Island. You got on at the rear of the train and stood in front of the door across from me, leaning against the handbars facing a Mexican dude listening to loud music on his ipod. You got off the train at 45th St. This took place at 2am Saturday 14th.

I was wearing an olive green jacket, a white shirt underneath, brown pants, navy blue sneakers, and a Mets cap. I wear glasses and had a backpack on me.

I wanted to be more brave and go over and say "hi" but I was afraid I was misreading your moves. Hope to hear from you.


J.
Re: F train to N train (9th St - 4th Ave) - m4w - 25 (Brooklyn (9th St - 4th Ave))

That's my girl, asshole.
Re: Re: F train to N train (9th St - 4th Ave) - m4w - 25 (Brooklyn (9th St - 4th Ave))
From: pers-1034181311@craigslist.org


Right.

YOU GET OFF A/C TRAIN ON UTICA AVENUE - m4w

YOU GET OFF A/C TRAIN ON UTICA AVENUE - m4w
Reply to: pers-1034429151@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-14, 11:17AM EST


GIRL WITH BLONDISH HAIR TAKE G TRAIN TO HOYT SCHEMERHORN IN THE MORNINGS USUALLY GET OFF AT 6:35-6:43 AND YOU WAIT FOR A/C TRAIN AND YOU TAKE THAT TO UTICA AVENUE I BELIEVE YOU ARE A TEACHER YOU SOMETIMES DO CROSSWORD PUZZLE-IF YOU KNOW HER OR IF YOU READ THIS I THINK YOU ARE PRETTY
Re: YOU GET OFF A/C TRAIN ON UTICA AVENUE - m4w

That's my girl, asshole.
Re: Re: YOU GET OFF A/C TRAIN ON UTICA AVENUE - m4w
From: pers-1034429151@craigslist.org


send a picture i dont believe you

asian girl w/ blonde streak on 4 train platform around 8pm - m4w - 29 (Union Square)

asian girl w/ blonde streak on 4 train platform around 8pm - m4w - 29 (Union Square)
Reply to: pers-1032955705@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-13, 9:21AM EST


It was around 8pm last night when I happened to wander by you sitting on the platform for the 4 train at Union Square. You were the asian girl waiting on the bench with a spunky blonde streak, glasses and shiny red shoes.

Ah...you are also gorgeous in a "lets run away on a week long date and change my life" way.

I hope you had a nice night on Lincoln's Birthday!
Re: asian girl w/ blonde streak on 4 train platform around 8pm - m4w - 29 (Union Square)

That's my girlfriend, asshole.
Re: Re: asian girl w/ blonde streak on 4 train platform around 8pm - m4w - 29 (Union Square)
From: pers-1032955705@craigslist.org


so is this you calling me to say you ran out of me???

Monday, February 16, 2009

Girl in red at the Grey Dog - m4w (West Village)

Girl in red at the Grey Dog - m4w (West Village)
Reply to: pers-1033088207@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-13, 11:06AM EST


Sitting with a guy with long fingernails. Hat & a tattoo on your forearm. You're stunningly beautiful. Like a Suicide Girl crossed with Helen of Troy. I wonder if you know just how pretty you are?
Re: Girl in red at the Grey Dog - m4w (West Village)

That's my girlfriend, asshole.
Re: Re: Girl in red at the Grey Dog - m4w (West Village)
From: pers-1033088207@craigslist.org


lucky you!

Crowded F train from Jay St. 9am to Broadway/Lafayette - m4w - 29 (SoHo)

Crowded F train from Jay St. 9am to Broadway/Lafayette - m4w - 29 (SoHo)
Reply to: pers-1032982019@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-13, 9:46AM EST


Crowded F train from Jay St. 9am, you were with your friend/co-worker. You had your hair pulled up w/bangs. You were carrying two large shoulder bags, one natural and with brown trim and the only word I could read on it was "Jewish". You had on a dark wash pair of jeans tucked into square toe boots with maybe a tweed, tan mid length jacket. Very well dressed.
Me, not as put together...Brown running jacket with a black hoodie with yellow liner underneath. Hair was messy and a beard. I got off at Broadway/Lafayette stop and looked back once more just for memories. You were looking out the door but probably not at me.
I love New York.
Re: Crowded F train from Jay St. 9am to Broadway/Lafayette - m4w - 29 (SoHo)

That's my girlfriend, asshole.
Re: Re: Crowded F train from Jay St. 9am to Broadway/Lafayette - m4w - 29 (SoHo)
From: pers-1032982019@craigslist.org


http://thatsmygirlasshole.blogspot.com/

blar!

Cute girl with purple coat on the L after 6pm - m4w - 31 (bk then off in manhattan)

Cute girl with purple coat on the L after 6pm - m4w - 31 (bk then off in manhattan)
Reply to: pers-1031662637@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-12, 9:56AM EST


Hey!

Just as the L train was pulling into the station yesterday, I caught a glimpse of you a few cars ahead. Yeah, like some silly school-kid, I ran up to see you. I took a seat not too far from you so that I can admire you from a distance, but my view was quickly obscured by a wall comprised of the unwashed masses flooding into the train. As luck would have it, we both got off at 6th Avenue, and I got a really good look at your very cute girl-next-door looks. You had a pink top, matching dress and light brown boots with a purple coat. I had glasses and a green flight jacket. We traded smiles and unfortunately took our separate ways at 6th Avenue. You went towards the 2 and I went towards the F. I should have said something...

If this is you, send me a pic...we'll take it from there :)
Re: Cute girl with purple coat on the L after 6pm - m4w - 31 (bk then off in manhattan)

That's my girlfriend, asshole.
Re: Re: Cute girl with purple coat on the L after 6pm - m4w - 31 (bk then off in manhattan)
From: pers-1031662637@craigslist.org


Thanks, pal! That made my afternoon!

Well, judging from the brilliant sign off of "asshole", its safe to say that you did not enjoy my amorous inquiry. First off, pal, I did not know she had a boyfriend to begin with. I mean, let's face it, we both made eye contact and we both smiled at each other, which made me think "available". I guess that's what's got you in a bit of a tizzy there. The fact that your girlfriend (if, of course, she really IS your girlfriend) made eye contact and smiled at yours truly. In fact, to give you the reall story there boy scout, she took a double-take at me before she left the car first! That must really piss you off there, eh?

Then again, before calling anyone an "asshole", why don't you look to yourself? You obviously can't be all that if your girlfriend made eyes at me. Or, maybe you're an asshole to her and she just needs a change. Any girl can deal with an "asshole" just long enough until they begin to think of either breaking away or finding someone else. It's only human nature, pal.

Ya know, you could have just said simply "that's my girlfriend", and that would have been that. I would have sent you something apologetic like "my bad, bro" or something like that and this whole thing would have been done with. But, no! You decided to add "asshole" and make it somewhat personal. Well, you can continue to play "internet tough-guy" all you want with that if it makes you feel like a man. I, on the other hand, revel in your obvious insecurity and decided to fuck with you about it.

Insecure. Immature. Inarticulate. Incompetent. Well, some of us have to emerge from the shallow end of the gene pool, I guess.

I'll keep the ad up. If she responds, I'll gladly let you know.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

green bubble coat/black tights beautiful Asian eyes. 3rd ave at 11th - m4w - 29 (East Village)

green bubble coat/black tights beautiful Asian eyes. 3rd ave at 11th - m4w - 29 (East Village)
Reply to: pers-1032039912@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-12, 2:04PM EST


I was carrying a bag of laundry to the cleaners. You were walking towards 14th street on Third Ave.
Your beauty was stunning. When your Asian eyes looked into mine I was sort of petrified. I don't see women like you on the street everyday. I don't know if you're here for modeling week or if you are a native of the East Village. If I had the chance again, I would have stopped to talk to you, but nothing that made sense came to mind at the time besides at how I would love to make you my girl and share my world with you.

-k
Re: green bubble coat/black tights beautiful Asian eyes. 3rd ave at 11th - m4w - 29 (East Village)

That's my girlfriend, asshole.
Re: Re: green bubble coat/black tights beautiful Asian eyes. 3rd ave at 11th - m4w - 29 (East Village)
From: pers-1032039912@craigslist.org


That was just a wet dream you had...

Gorgeous girl with curly black hair on D train - m4w (NEW YORK)

Gorgeous girl with curly black hair on D train - m4w (NEW YORK)
Reply to: pers-1031744866@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-10, 4:40PM PST


I have only been there twice,The first time I was with a friend,That is when I noticed your beauty.I came in the second time alone and I could not help myself from looking at your wonderful breast,and was wanting to see your beautiful backside as well.I want more than anything to taste your pleasure.You told me your name was Cynthia?sorry if spelled wrong I am just still so worked up.I told you what I do for work.If you read this and have an interest or not,let me know.
Re: Gorgeous girl with curly black hair on D train - m4w (NEW YORK)

That's my girl, asshole.
Re: Re: Gorgeous girl with curly black hair on D train - m4w (NEW YORK)
From: pers-1031744866@craigslist.org


Fist of all, Asshole yourself!
How do you know SHE is YOUR girl, stupid?
And if she is, what are you doing browsing craigslist's personals?
Maybe I should tell her what you do if I see her again??

Saturday, February 14, 2009

you were wearing all white at shoppers on Sun. - m4w (sterling)

you were wearing all white at shoppers on Sun. - m4w (sterling)
Reply to: pers-1029442977@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-10, 7:53PM EST


You were wearing all white sunday with nice tight fitting pants at shoppers sunday. i saw you lookin at me and i was looking at you but i had my shades on, you were absolutely amazing if you read this hit me up.
Re: you were wearing all white at shoppers on Sun. - m4w (sterling)

That's my girl, asshole.
Re: Re: you were wearing all white at shoppers on Sun. - m4w (sterling)
From: pers-1029442977@craigslist.org


oh really...i sure didn't see you wit her

***UPDATE***
Original post deleted.

Hottie at Fitness 19 - m4w - 34 (danville / san ramon)

Hottie at Fitness 19 - m4w - 34 (danville / san ramon)
Reply to: pers-1029670556@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-10, 4:44PM PST


Ive seen you working out a few times. I think you are soo sexy. I have to stop myself from staring at you. You have brown curly hair with fair skin. You were wearing a with shirt and black pants with skulls on them I think.
Re: Hottie at Fitness 19 - m4w - 34 (danville / san ramon)

That's my girl, asshole.
Re: Re: Hottie at Fitness 19 - m4w - 34 (danville / san ramon)
From: pers-1029670556@craigslist.org


Yeah? Well if were talking about the same girl, she's hot!

Friday, February 13, 2009

Cute girl/writer-poet in Bonte's today. - m4w - 19 (Center City/ 17th & Walnut)

Cute girl/writer-poet in Bonte's today. - m4w - 19 (Center City/ 17th & Walnut)
Reply to: pers-1029569709@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-10, 6:31PM EST


Well, out of the 6 billion or so people on this planet, who knows if you will ever see this.. I think it's worth a try though.

You came in to Bonte's around 10-10:30'ish (not sure) and ordered something, sat down and started writing in a notepad. Thought you were rather cute/sexy.

I had on black glasses, and was sitting across from you with a laptop.

I left about 25 minutes after you came in.

Would love to have a coffee and chat.

Hope you get this! :)

P.S. I noticed how you smiled at the little girl, next to you, with her mother. That's what did it for me..
Re: Cute girl/writer-poet in Bonte's today. - m4w - 19 (Center City/ 17th & Walnut)

That's my girl, asshole.
Re: Re: Cute girl/writer-poet in Bonte's today. - m4w - 19 (Center City/ 17th & Walnut)
From: pers-1029569709@craigslist.org


Excuse me for being rude; partly because I am just so darn curious..

How do you know this is "your girl" ?

Second of all, the name associated with your e-mail address is a females name. So unless the cute girl I saw yesterday is a homosexual, you are a liar. (And not a very good one at that!)

If this is some kind of joke, I assure you... You're joking with the wrong guy.

Best,
(N)

Girl in yellow tights at upright citizens theatre - m4w - 20 (West Village)

Girl in yellow tights at upright citizens theatre - m4w - 20 (West Village)
Reply to: pers-1028540884@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-10, 2:10AM EST


You're adorable!
Re: Girl in yellow tights at upright citizens theatre - m4w - 20 (West Village)

That's my girl, asshole!
Re: Re: Girl in yellow tights at upright citizens theatre - m4w - 20 (West Village)
From: pers-1028540884@craigslist.org


Really? I'm sorry. How can we be so sure we're talking about the same person?

looking for this kid at Umass Lowell - w4m - 24 (Umass Lowell)

looking for this kid at Umass Lowell - w4m - 24 (Umass Lowell)
Reply to: pers-1029339258@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-10, 4:01PM EST


okay so I've seen this kid around campus for two semesters now... we had a class together on North campus - college writing II, but I was too shook to say anything. all I know is that he's white, looks younger than me, dresses kinda like a little thug and his name is Ryan. I saw him in the South campus parking lot the other day, he looked right at me - I was driving a silver mustang. if that's you, you're a cutie and I wanna hang out sometime.
Re: looking for this kid at Umass Lowell - w4m - 24 (Umass Lowell)

That's my boy, asshole.
Re: Re: looking for this kid at Umass Lowell - w4m - 24 (Umass Lowell)
From: pers-1029339258@craigslist.org


what???

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Lady watching my dog at ATM at albertson's - m4w - 19 (The Beach)

Lady watching my dog at ATM at albertson's - m4w - 19 (The Beach)
Reply to: pers-1029569709@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-10, 6:31PM EST


You were atching and talking to me and my dogg.
IDK why but i did not talk to you really.
I regret that because you were very beautiful and i should have jump on it when i had my chance.
you said you cant have a dog because you travel.
Well i hope see this add and hit me up.
We can go get some coffe or tea when yoou get back in Town..
Re: Lady watching my dog at ATM at albertson's - m4w - 19 (The Beach)

That's my girlfriend, asshole.
Re: Re: Lady watching my dog at ATM at albertson's - m4w - 19 (The Beach)
From: pers-1029569709@craigslist.org


well then haha to you....

Bartender at Pattie's/you are hhhhoooottttt - m4w - 25 (DownTown San Jose)

Bartender at Pattie's/you are hhhhoooottttt - m4w - 25 (DownTown San Jose)
Reply to: pers-1029661375@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-10, 4:40PM PST


I have only been there twice,The first time I was with a friend,That is when I noticed your beauty.I came in the second time alone and I could not help myself from looking at your wonderful breast,and was wanting to see your beautiful backside as well.I want more than anything to taste your pleasure.You told me your name was Cynthia?sorry if spelled wrong I am just still so worked up.I told you what I do for work.If you read this and have an interest or not,let me know.
Re: Bartender at Pattie's/you are hhhhoooottttt - m4w - 25 (DownTown San Jose)

That's my girl, asshole.
Re: Re: Bartender at Pattie's/you are hhhhoooottttt - m4w - 25 (DownTown San Jose)
From: pers-1029661375@craigslist.org


Thats your girl ?I had no idea she was in a relationship,ring finger and all,I heard her mention a name,is that you? or are you someone who has wanted her longer than me?I dont get in between relationships that is just bad business.let me know.

Black frame glasses, black spike-ended nose ring, thai iced tea... - m4w (8pm on the 38 Muni last night)

Black frame glasses, black spike-ended nose ring, thai iced tea... - m4w (8pm on the 38 Muni last night)
Reply to: pers-1029724728@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-10, 5:26PM PST


We sat across from each other...I was a disaster, woke up late and forgotten to shave, had my lunch explode all over me in the day time...not at all looking my best.

But you...wow....I have seen plenty of pretty women on the bus, but your natural beauty was positively intoxicating.

I don't even know why I bother, because I can't imagine a woman as pretty as you is without a significant other, but....on the off chance I didn't look like quasimodo to you, and you're single, and like guys...well, I'd love to grab a drink or dinner or something with you.

And if not - I hope I'm lucky enough to sit across from you again someday =)
Re: Black frame glasses, black spike-ended nose ring, thai iced tea... - m4w (8pm on the 38 Muni last night)

That's my girlfriend, asshole.
Re: Re: Black frame glasses, black spike-ended nose ring, thai iced tea... - m4w (8pm on the 38 Muni last night)
From: pers-1029724728@craigslist.org


Wow - she's so lucky to be dating a dick like you who obviously can't handle the fact that someone paid her a perfectly respectable compliment. And clearly if you had READ THE FUCKING POST, you would see that I mentioned "if you are single" - not "even if you have a BF you should contact me".

Get a fucking grip.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

MILF in the see through top - m4w - 27 (Willow Grove)

MILF in the see through top - m4w - 27 (Willow Grove)
Reply to: pers-1029675432@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-10, 7:53PM EST


I was walking out as you were walking into Barnes and Noble. You left me speechless, I had to drive past you when you came out to get a second look. Into younger men?
Re: MILF in the see through top - m4w - 27 (Willow Grove)

That's my wife, asshole.
Re: Re: MILF in the see through top - m4w - 27 (Willow Grove)
From: pers-1029675432@craigslist.org


Your wife is hot. The correct response should be...thanks buddy, nice to know i've got a woman who can gain the attention of younger men. Instead you're a bitter dick, so she goes out in public in see through tops. Not that I believe it was your wife in the first place.

Sent from my iPhone

wish i would have said something to u at the comic con posion ivy - m4w - 25 (brooklyn)

wish i would have said something to u at the comic con posion ivy - m4w - 25 (brooklyn)
Reply to: pers-1028561290@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-10, 3:07AM EST


makin this quick and short u were very very very pretty and u had a great body and ur posion ivy coustume was the best and when i was takin a pic with u i should have asked for ur number and if u were single but i didnt but i hope u read this and if u do please respond and if anyone knows the girl in the pic please tell her i would really love to talk to her and get to know her also ps ur lip piercings were a turn on also i love a girl with piercings and tattoos
well i hope u see this
Re: wish i would have said something to u at the comic con posion ivy - m4w - 25 (brooklyn)

That's my girl, asshole.
Re: Re: wish i would have said something to u at the comic con posion ivy - m4w - 25 (brooklyn)
From: pers-1028561290@craigslist.org


yea sure she is asshole dont fuckin say shit cause ur bullshittin
cause if she was ur fuckin girl why the fuck would u be readin missed connections asshole
u just readin that shows ur single and 2nd it just shows ur gay cause ur reading the guys one
u fuckin jackass get a life and stop emailing people bullshit lies

Hottie in the red sedan - m4w - 21 (495)

Hottie in the red sedan - m4w - 21 (495)
Reply to: pers-1029628529@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-10, 7:13PM EST


I was rockin out to Sweet Child of Mine at around 10:45 when I noticed you rockin out as well next to me. I was in a red Tacoma pickup truck and you were in a red sedan but didn't catch the make or model. Not sure but I think your license plate might be "1ST GEM" or something like that. Well if this finds you then shoot me an email.
Re: Hottie in the red sedan - m4w - 21 (495)

That's my girlfriend, asshole.
Re: Re: Hottie in the red sedan - m4w - 21 (495)
From: pers-1029628529@craigslist.org


Pull the stick out of your ass fucker. First of all I seriously doubt that that was your girl cause punks like you don't get girls like that. If it was your girl then take it as a compliment knowing that you have a hot girlfriend. And second...why are you looking at the m4w section anyways? You gay? I bet the only reason you clicked on my add is cause you saw "pic" and thought you would get to see my dick. How bout you send your girlfriend over here and i'll let her describe it to you...

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Albino (?) Beauty at Bar Veloce - m4w (East Village)

Albino (?) Beauty at Bar Veloce - m4w (East Village)
Reply to: pers-1029073769@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-10, 1:27PM EST


Ok, so I’m not entirely convinced that you’re Albino (were we to date, actual Albinism would be my preference, simply for the novelty value and whatever minority points I would get for dating an Albino, [do you capitalize “Albino”?]), but in any case you have extremely light skin and hair and are singularly beautiful. It’s been at least, I wanna say three times that I’ve seen you sitting by yourself at Bar Veloce reading. I couldn’t tell what you were reading but each time it was unmistakably a weighty, substantial-looking book. In the best of all worlds, you would be reading fiction, something along the lines of Dostoyevsky, Musil or early Murakami. I’d even settle for Proust so you could give me the condensed version (I myself found it too tiresome to trudge through). Absolute deal-breakers include Thomas Mann, anything by Ishiguro set in Japan, and religious texts read non-ironically.

The upshot of all of this is obviously that I find you quite attractive (sort of a cross between Daphne on Scooby Doo and Bjork if she dyed her hair white, but your hotness transcends both). Unfortunately I’ve thus far managed to ogle you without attracting your attention, so I’m realizing now that you know nothing about me (apart from that I’ve got excellent taste in literature). So to bait the hook, so to speak, I will tell you the following facts about myself:

If I had diabetes (which I don't) it would be Type 1 (non-obese);

I have no salient physical deformities;

I gave up a not-especially-promising career as a semi-professional snowboarder because I wanted to be a vet, but then I dropped out of vet school and now I’m the personal assistant for a famous architect (I’m his glorified valet).

To be imperfectly frank, I am what every fine hanging painting should be.

So if you find any of this intriguing, I encourage you to holler at me, girl.
Re: Albino (?) Beauty at Bar Veloce - m4w (East Village)

That's my girl, asshole.
***SUPPLIMENTAL POSTING ON CRAIGSLIST***
Re: Albino (?) Beauty at Bar Veloce - m4w (East Village)
Reply to: pers-1029130608@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-10, 2:00PM EST


Some complete hand job just replied to my post (below) to let me know the Albino woman was his girl. My response is threefold:

A. this is just my personal opinion, but you don't seem interesting or articulate enough for her.

B. i suspect you of rank cowardice and closet faggotry

C. why are you browsing the m4w missed connections? (see B., above, for my hypothesis)

beautiful hipster on the L train - 28 (Bedford / Lorimer)

beautiful hipster on the L train - 28 (Bedford / Lorimer)
Reply to: pers-1028540895@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-10, 2:09AM EST


you-
the beautiful hipster on the L train. you had pencil thin legs bound by tight black jeans. the t-shirt you were wearing said that something or other sucked. you also wore a tight fitting leather jacket that had a pin on the front. your hair is long and messy, and its possile you had on eye liner. you were also carrying a book by an author ive never heard of.
i hope you read this and find me. id love to complain about nothing my whole life with you!
Re: beautiful hipster on the L train - 28 (Bedford / Lorimer)

That's my girlfriend, asshole.
Re: Re: beautiful hipster on the L train - 28 (Bedford / Lorimer)
From: pers-1028540895@craigslist.org


actually, it was you :)

We spoke at Morton Williams Supermarket on West 57th Street - m4w - 33 (Midtown West)

We spoke at Morton Williams Supermarket on West 57th Street - m4w - 33 (Midtown West)
Reply to: pers-1028604126@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-10, 6:46AM EST


I'm the guy in the black coat with cropped brown hair that called you gorgeous at Morton's Monday 2/10 around 7pm. You are seeing someone but so what? so am I... I should have given you my number or something in case you ever changed your mind.
Re: We spoke at Morton Williams Supermarket on West 57th Street - m4w - 33 (Midtown West)

That's my girlfriend, asshole.
Re: Re: We spoke at Morton Williams Supermarket on West 57th Street - m4w - 33 (Midtown West)
From: pers-1028604126@craigslist.org


hahahaha
i thought you might have been serious until i read your email name
don't bother replying. i just created this email account cuz you don't need my name or main address.