Cute Brunette on G-train, Court Square, early Tuesday afternoon - m4w - 41

Cute Brunette on G-train, Court Square, early Tuesday afternoon - m4w - 41
Reply to: pers-382715581@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-07-26, 5:57PM EDT

You were the cute brunette in a white tank top and turquoise mini-skirt, looking down and writing in your checkbook when I got on Brooklyn-bound G waiting to pull out at Court Square earlier today. Later, a friend of yours got on and sat next to you, and you chatted for a minute.

You also had gorgeous hair pulled back, and a sweet, gap-toothed smile.

Me: guy in a purple T-shirt with a Knicks baseball cap on, large-framed brown glasses.

We exchanged glances a few times until you got off at Metropolitan/Lorimer. Would love to get to know you better...

Re: Cute Brunette on G-train, Court Square, early Tuesday afternoon - m4w - 41

That's my girlfriend, asshole.

Re: Re: Cute Brunette on G-train, Court Square, early Tuesday afternoon - m4w - 41
From: pers-382715581@craigslist.org

lol...funny.

To the FEMALE POSTAL WOKER on 62nd street - m4w (Midtown East)

To the FEMALE POSTAL WOKER on 62nd street - m4w (Midtown East)
Reply to: pers-372528452@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-07-12, 7:07PM EDT

It was 2 pm this afternoon you (latina)were delivering mail on the even numbered side of the street. I was walking past you (latino with curly hair)wearing brown shorts and a black tee we said hello to each other. I hope you read this and get back to me.

M

Re: To the FEMALE POSTAL WOKER on 62nd street - m4w (Midtown East)

That's my girlfriend's route, asshole.

Re: Re: To the FEMALE POSTAL WOKER on 62nd street - m4w (Midtown East)
From: pers-372528452@craigslist.org

Year, right, what does she look like?

WHOLE FOODS IN JERICHO - m4w

WHOLE FOODS IN JERICHO - m4w
Reply to: pers-372359000@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-07-12, 3:28PM EDT

YOU HAD TOO MANY ITEMS ON THE EXPRESS CHECKOUT.YOU ARE TALL BLONDE WHO WAS WITH A FRIEND WHO WAS TALL AND BROWN HAIR.YOU BOTH LOOK LIKE MODELS.MY PICTURE IS HERE.-STEVE

Re: WHOLE FOODS IN JERICHO - m4w

That's my girlfriend, asshole.

Re: Re: WHOLE FOODS IN JERICHO - m4w
From: pers-372359000@craigslist.org

Yeah ok asshole-

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P.S.: Re: Re: WHOLE FOODS IN JERICHO - m4w
From: pers-372359000@craigslist.org

Dont call me an asshole you dont know who you are talking to-ill make one call to Pete or Vinny and they will shove that jerk store right up your ass.What are you doing on missed conections loser if you have a girlfriend-you probably cheat on her like all the rest of the guy jerk offs -scumbag-

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P.P.S.: Re: Re: WHOLE FOODS IN JERICHO - m4w
From: pers-372359000@craigslist.org

I read about you on ten years of nerve,i know all about you--you better watch your step!

This morning: 14th St bus to Union Sq. Blond w/ aviators - m4w - 32 (East Village)

This morning: 14th St bus to Union Sq. Blond w/ aviators - m4w - 32 (East Village)
Reply to: pers-372180177@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-07-12, 11:52AM EDT

You got on the bus on Ave A or B, I think. I was already on the bus. Towards the back. 6'2, blond guy.

Well, obviously, I would really like to get to know you.

If interested, say hello.

Re: This morning: 14th St bus to Union Sq. Blond w/ aviators - m4w - 32 (East Village)

That's my girl, asshole.

Re: Re: This morning: 14th St bus to Union Sq. Blond w/ aviators - m4w - 32 (East Village)
From: pers-372180177@craigslist.org

doubt it. this girl seemed much too cool to date a guy with a dipshit name like yours.

choke on your ascot douchebag.