Friday, June 30, 2006

asian woman, time about 6pm, on uptown 4/5 train, got off at union sq. - m4w

asian woman, time about 6pm, on uptown 4/5 train, got off at union sq. - m4w
Reply to: pers-177253993@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-06-30, 7:07PM EDT


i entered the train at brooklyn bridge/city hall, you were already on the train. you were leaning against the doors, with a newspaper in your hand, you had on a grey skirt, black pantyhose, black flat shoes, white shirt i think,had a black bag, and black hair. you had earrings on too. one time you were reading the Money & Business part of the paper. we both got off at union square. we were in the car with the many loud black kids in it who were with their yelling mother lol. if you see this , please email me back, id love to ask you something.
Re: asian woman, time about 6pm, on uptown 4/5 train, got off at union sq. - m4w

You douchebag, that's my girl, asshole.
Re: Re: asian woman, time about 6pm, on uptown 4/5 train, got off at union sq. - m4w
From: pers-177253993@craigslist.org


first off, why would you, who presumably has a girl already, go on missed connections? it wouldnt be needed. second, the guys around her looked too young to be her bf, or had their back on her talking to other people. she was alone and wasnt talking to anyone from what i saw. you probably remember the black kids and maybe even the girl, as my post was specific, yet you most likely are not her bf, and you dont even know her....or maybe weren't even in the train. though, in the rare chance somehow that you are her bf and if im really mistaken, i apologize to both of you. do you remember a small, specific detail about the woman i described but havent mentioned? which you would know if your her bf.

Thursday, June 29, 2006

To the girl I saw at the Lorimer St. L platform - m4w - 25

To the girl I saw at the Lorimer St. L platform - m4w - 25
Reply to: pers-176508616@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-06-28, 6:13PM EDT


it was about 1 am on monday night/tuesday morning. you were wearing a magenta colored dress and lime green shoes. i usually don't like hipster looking girls but you were adorable. we had a couple staredowns but i'm way to shy to do anything about it. i was the tall skinny white guy with a Mets hat on and a blue and white tattoo on my forearm. e-mail me if you think this is you.
Re: To the girl I saw at the Lorimer St. L platform - m4w - 25

That's my girl, asshole.
Re: Re: To the girl I saw at the Lorimer St. L platform - m4w - 25

ok, what's your point?

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Jenny on RED LINE METRO, got off at UNION STATION - m4w - 26

Jenny on RED LINE METRO, got off at UNION STATION - m4w - 26
Reply to: pers-175931563@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-06-27, 9:58AM EDT


YOU: Wearing a black and white striped shirt with a dark jacket over it. Blondish hair, attractive, great smile with a great personality behind it. I dig your style. Your ID said Jenny. You got off at Union Station and ventured to the beginning of your working day.

ME: I was sitting right next to the door, struggling to stay awake, gray dress shirt and tie, black slacks, listening to some tunes on my ipod, and occasionally looking your way while pushing a small smile. Unfortunately, I lacked the chivalry and failed to offer you my seat, nor did I greet you with a "hi" or "good morning". I've never done the whole missed connection on craigslist but thought it was worth a try.

If you read this, shoot me an email. I would enjoy meeting you for lunch or morning coffee. We work right next to each other.
Re: Jenny on RED LINE METRO, got off at UNION STATION - m4w - 26

Stop hitting on my girlfriend, asshole.
Re: Re: Jenny on RED LINE METRO, got off at UNION STATION - m4w - 26
From: pers-175931563@craigslist.org


Get a life idiot. If she was really your girlfriend, you wouldnt have come across my message. Seriously, get a life, find another hobby, go get therapy, go fight with your parents, etc etc. In other words, add no value to this world and your surroundings.

Monday, June 26, 2006

White Girl with Emo dude at Pizza Place, took off in a SUV - m4w - 29 (downtown / civic / van ness)

White Girl with Emo dude at Pizza Place, took off in a SUV - m4w - 29 (downtown / civic / van ness)
Reply to: pers-175495383@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-06-26, 3:34AM PDT


You were a white girl with a stunning smile, with some ethnic (dunno which) emo dude that walked into the ghetto ass Pizza by the Slice place around O'Farrell or Geary. I was the Asian guy in the Brown cap and Black Leather coat, being ghetto with all the ghetto people, lol. I am NOT ghetto by the way, you gotta do what you gotta do when close to the 'Loin...

Can't stop thinking about your smile. I dont know if that was your man, I was smoking outside later on walking to my car when I saw you two taking off in your SUV, with the emo dude looking pissed and you with your awesome smile as usual. I hope you see this, I'd like to get to know you better and maybe share a ghetto pizza with you too hehe...
Re: White Girl with Emo dude at Pizza Place, took off in a SUV - m4w - 29 (downtown / civic / van ness)

That is my girlfriend, asshole.
Re: Re: White Girl with Emo dude at Pizza Place, took off in a SUV - m4w - 29 (downtown / civic / van ness)
From: pers-175495383@craigslist.org


Shouldn't either of you be doing something else other than reading 'Missed Connections' on Craigslist? If anything the asshole is you. Get off the PC and please your girlfriend, moron. You should be flattered.

Friday, June 23, 2006

Beauty at Costco - m4w - 33

Beauty at Costco - m4w - 33
Reply to: pers-174661800@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-06-23, 2:00PM EDT


You're the most gorgeous woman I've seen in quite some time. Unfortunately, you were shopping for a party with your boyfriend or husband (I didn't get a chance to look for rings). I doubt you would ever read this, as you can't have any problem getting noticed, but I wanted to put it out there that you're stunning.
Re: Beauty at Costco - m4w - 33

That WAS my girlfriend, asshole.
Re: Re: Beauty at Costco - m4w - 33
From: pers-174661800@craigslist.org


What kind of beer were you buying?

Pink Pants on Irving....Thursday - m4w - 29

Pink Pants on Irving....Thursday - m4w - 29
Reply to: pers-174566858@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-06-23, 8:53AM CDT


I was driving down Irving on my way to class...all the way in Schaumburg...getting my masters. I say this girl walking down Irving wearing pink pants and I really almost hit the car in front of me. I couldn't take my eyes off of you.
I know that this will never reach you, but if it does, know that if you don't reply I understand this stuff is crazy...but u are amazing.
Re: Pink Pants on Irving....Thursday - m4w - 29

That's my girl, asshole.
Re: Re: Pink Pants on Irving....Thursday - m4w - 29
From: pers-174566858@craigslist.org


Sure...it was

Thursday, June 22, 2006

most incredible LEGS ever! - m4w - 32

most incredible LEGS ever! - m4w - 32
Reply to: pers-174155250@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-06-22, 2:20AM CDT


It was about 1:30 Wednesday (6.21) night on the Brown line as it reversed from Belmont to Kimball. You asked the conductor if he was going to Kimball and then you stepped on .. brown/black short, short, short skirt with the longest most sensual legs and heels I have ever seen. You were joined by a friend, but you stole the show. Firm body, incredible can't forget legs.

I would do anything to see you again ... and to worship those thighs.

I think you know who you are. Write me and let's get together!
Re: most incredible LEGS ever! - m4w - 32

That's my girlfriend, asshole.
Re: Re: most incredible LEGS ever! - m4w - 32
From: pers-174155250@craigslist.org


Great! Could you ask her if she's free tonight ... I really want to lick those legs. Just get back to me when you can. Thanks!

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Fernandos Yesterday evening Latina in jean skirt and black stop in Bar - 40 (dublin / pleasanton / livermore)

Fernandos Yesterday evening Latina in jean skirt and black stop in Bar - 40 (dublin / pleasanton / livermore)
Reply to: pers-173830282@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-06-21, 7:34AM PDT


We were the nice looking attractive couple that was sitting out on the back patio. My wife thought about talking to you but we couldnt get your attention, are you game to meet and possibly play in a 3 way?
Re: Fernandos Yesterday evening Latina in jean skirt and black stop in Bar - 40 (dublin / pleasanton / livermore)

That was my girlfriend, asshole.
Re: Re: Fernandos Yesterday evening Latina in jean skirt and black stop in Bar - 40 (dublin / pleasanton / livermore)
From: pers-173830282@craigslist.org


Yeah right she was alone you fuckin idiot!
Re: Re: Re: Fernandos Yesterday evening Latina in jean skirt and black stop in Bar - 40 (dublin / pleasanton / livermore)

Right, because no one in a relationship has ever been to a bar alone...EVER!

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Asian Girl in Library on Camden/Almaden Valley Branch - m4w (san jose south)

Asian Girl in Library on Camden/Almaden Valley Branch - m4w (san jose south)
Reply to: pers-173316154@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-06-19, 6:24PM PDT


We both sat in the quiet room in the Alamaden Community Valley Center Library.....I was reading and checking emails etc...you typing away fast, we glanced at each other and you smiled...

Would like to see where that smile comes from....are you curious? Lets make life happen!

You; young, wearing Turqousie Blouse and Shrot cropped jeans with sandels, me, older was wearing light shorts and blue shirt with sandels.
Re: Asian Girl in Library on Camden/Almaden Valley Branch - m4w (san jose south)

That's my girl, asshole.
Re: Re: Asian Girl in Library on Camden/Almaden Valley Branch - m4w (san jose south)
From: pers-173316154@craigslist.org


You didnt have to include the word asshole, your girl is all you had to say....lol.

Saturday, June 17, 2006

Cutie with cowgirl boots and a sun dress, walking on Friday.... - m4w - 24

Cutie with cowgirl boots and a sun dress, walking on Friday.... - m4w - 24
Reply to: pers-172567155@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-06-17, 1:24PM CDT


I was on the North bus, Eastbound to Clark, about 3 o'clock pm, almost late for work, I looked out the Window and saw you walking down North, by the Chase bank, and Bucktown Veterinary office, ect... I didn't have time to get off and tell you that....

You look great in boots, and you were walking, nay strutting, like there was no tomorrow!

Own that shit, girl!
Re: Cutie with cowgirl boots and a sun dress, walking on Friday.... - m4w - 24

That's my girlfriend, asshole.
Re: Re: Cutie with cowgirl boots and a sun dress, walking on Friday.... - m4w - 24
From: pers-172567155@craigslist.org


Like I give a shit, Fuck face!

I SHOULD have got off the bus and hit on her!

Go fuck yourself......

Friday, June 16, 2006

Is This You??? - m4w


Is This You??? - m4w
Reply to: pers-172189644@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-06-16, 11:31AM EDT


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Re: Is This You??? - m4w

That's my fucking girl, asshole.

Re: Re: Is This You??? - m4w
From: pers-172189644@craigslist.org


??? my friend thinks she knows her... you're an asshole for assuming some bullshit dicknose... what's her name? where did she go to school?

if it's your girl why was she posting looking for guys then, riddle me that genius.

i'm fucking married dick... wasn't posting to hook up you ass. you
need help.

***UPDATE - POST SCRIPT****
P.S. Re: Is This You??? - m4w
From: pers-172189644@craigslist.org


If that is your girl I feel bad for her... Wonder if she knows how insecure of a looser her bf is.

Harvard Sq CVS - m4w

Harvard Sq CVS - m4w
Reply to: pers-172152627@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-06-16, 9:39AM EDT


I was yapping away on my cell phone, and saw you waiting outside the Harvard Square CVS last night (around 7). I thought we were checking each other out, but then you left with a guy that came out of the store...Would have made a move, but was unsure if he was your boyfriend.
Re: Harvard Sq CVS - m4w

That IS my girl, asshole.
Re: Re: Re: Harvard Sq CVS - m4w
From: pers-172152627@craigslist.org


you should start fucking her better so she'll stop looking at other guys.

***SUPPLIMENTAL POSTING ON CRAIGSLIST***
re: Harvard Sq CVS - m4w
Reply to: pers-172160929@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-06-16, 10:06AM EDT


Ha! There ya go... Another 'coward'!!!

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Beautiful Brunette wearing yellow at the bar at Twin Creeks last night - m4w - 30 (sunnyvale)

Beautiful Brunette wearing yellow at the bar at Twin Creeks last night - m4w - 30 (sunnyvale)
Reply to: pers-171907854@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-06-15, 11:53AM PDT


Does anyone know this woman? She is a beautiful brunette, looks to be in her mid to late 20's. If she was in her early 30's, it would be hard to believe. She is quite possibly one of the most amazing women I have seen since moving to California. She was wearing a yellow shirt and capris while sitting at the upstairs bar at Twin Creeks last night. (Wed.) She was talking with two guys that were obviously not there playing softball by the way they were dressed. An older guy came in later, joined the conversation, then they left with a pizza in hand. I couldn't take my eyes off of her, which was kind of hard to not be obvious since I was sitting at a table by the bar with my back to her. She had the attention of every guy in the room as she walked out. If anyone knows who this is, feel free to pass this on to her.
Re: Beautiful Brunette wearing yellow at the bar at Twin Creeks last night - m4w - 30 (sunnyvale)

That's my wife, asshole.
Re: Re: Beautiful Brunette wearing yellow at the bar at Twin Creeks last night - m4w - 30 (sunnyvale)
From: pers-171907854@craigslist.org


Then you are a very lucky man. You should take it as a compliment instead of getting upset. None of my friends saw a ring on her finger. Maybe she wasn't wearing one, maybe it was just the way she was turned sideways. No matter, you should take it as a compliment. No way of knowing she was married, and no harm meant if she is.

S****

Vision without action is merely a dream; action without vision just passes time. Vision with action can change the world!

you were outside zanzibar talking with another guy... - m4m - 33

you were outside zanzibar talking with another guy... - m4m - 33
Reply to: pers-171817467@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-06-15, 11:04AM EDT


you: grey, short cropped hair, hot body, probably in your early 40's (??), beautiful face and great smile!
you were talking to another guy (he was in a red shirt i believe)also cute, thin, great body.
i crossed 45 street going north on 9th, you were standing on the corner of zanzibar chatting. you turned briefly as i crossed and looked at me quickly, wow! so good looking
don't know if that was your date, bf, friend. but i would love to know if you'd be interested in meeting sometime. don't know if you noticed me for sure but i'd like to get to know you....
Re: you were outside zanzibar talking with another guy... - m4m - 33

Stop hitting on my boyfriend, asshole!
Re: Re: you were outside zanzibar talking with another guy... - m4m - 33
From: pers-171817467@craigslist.org


if it is him and you
just take it as a compliment dude
relax, i know the boundries, all you had to say was that he had a boyfriend and that this was you. no need to get all bent out of shape.
and if you do have a bf what are you doing checking out cl
have a good one bud, no need to fret, i won't approach him and especially not you! LOL!!! :-)

***UPDATE - POST SCRIPT****
P.S.: Re: Re: you were outside zanzibar talking with another guy... - m4m - 33
From: pers-171817467@craigslist.org


if you ever fool around....3some?

you stood near me at Arctic Monkeys concert - m4w - 28

you stood near me at Arctic Monkeys concert - m4w - 28
Reply to: pers-171734378@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-06-15, 1:01AM EDT


You: gorgeous, tan, black spaghetti strap crop top, hip hugger jeans and flops with black circular earings; dancing up a very sexy storm on the left side of the fenced-off sound/light area toward the back. sure, you were there with a guy in a Chicago Cubs hat, who appeared to be your boyfriend, but what the hell

Me: 5'11" with a beard, red shirt and jeans, standing back and to the left of you and admiring you; would love to connect with you and also curious to know if this ever works or even finds the right person. i'll guess i'll find out...
Re: you stood near me at Arctic Monkeys concert - m4w - 28

Asshole! That IS my girlfriend.
Re: Re: you stood near me at Arctic Monkeys concert - m4w - 28
From: pers-171734378@craigslist.org

really? that would be awesome...yet somehow i have trouble believing the "missed connections" section is quite that effective

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Stunning legs, uptown 1 train - I'd love to draw you (any chance?)... - m4w

Stunning legs, uptown 1 train - I'd love to draw you (any chance?)... - m4w
Reply to: pers-171515957@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-06-14, 2:21PM EDT


Asian girl, short blue skirt with cargo-style pockets, green top, large green bag, amazing legs....you got on at 96th St (poss. 72nd?) and off at 116th, last night at about 9pm, very detached, cool vibe - I was reading a book, or at least trying to, several seats down from you. I'm a painter and could not stop thinking of the possibility of attempting to capture those contours if you'd sit for me - I'd be more than happy to show you examples of my work...go on, think about it...and surprise both of us.
Re: Stunning legs, uptown 1 train - I'd love to draw you (any chance?)... - m4w

That's my girlfriend, asshole.
Re: Re: Stunning legs, uptown 1 train - I'd love to draw you (any chance?)... - m4w
From: pers-171515957@craigslist.org


Firstly, if that's true, chill out - I didn't say I wanted to fuck her, just draw her. Secondly, try being a little less of a grunting moron and gain some happiness from the fact that you date someone that attractive..before she realises what a pig you are.

***SUPPLIMENTAL POSTING ON CRAIGSLIST***
re: uptown 1 train - I'd love to draw you (any chance?) - m4w
Reply to: pers-171543528@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-06-14, 3:29PM EDT


well, I can see my post is simply one amid many praising various sets of beautiful legs around town!...what predictable creatures we men are. Be that as it may, my request to draw you is very sincere - I contemplated asking you in person, but realise what a corny line that would no doubt come across as - and it was more than just your legs that made you so interesting.

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Asian girl playing the Electric Violin - m4w

Asian girl playing the Electric Violin - m4w
Reply-to: pers-171253736@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-06-13, 8:09PM EDT


I was walking to the downtown N and R platform yesterday around 5pm at 14th street, you were there playing with your group right before the stairs, I smiled at you, you squinted at me and furrowed your brow, I thought you were adorable. I really wanted to go over and say hi, but I was in a rush since I was going to meet a date. Before too long I was wishing I had just stayed and talked with you instead. If I see you again I will say hi, if you read this, reply, I'd like to take you out.
Re: Asian girl playing the Electric Violin - m4w

Dude, not cool. That's my fucking girlfriend, asshole.
Re: Re: Asian girl playing the Electric Violin - m4w
From: pers-171253736@craigslist.org


Fuck off. I don't care.

L Train To Brooklyn - 1 a.m. - m4w

L Train To Brooklyn - 1 a.m. - m4w
Reply-to: pers-170979188@craigslist.org

Date: 2006-06-13, 8:21AM EDT

You and I are in different worlds, and I'm sure to you I was nonexistent. But I was so captivated by the thick, brown hair framing your angelic face, and your sweet demeanor that I couldn't take my eyes off you. You were wearing overalls and a yellow-gold top with green stripes on the sleeves.

There was a small stud in the left side of your nose and an adorable dimple in your chin. Your were reading The Fountainhead. When the homeless man came by you gave him a bag, food I assume, and a dollar, and you blushed. I was sorry you exited at Bedford: I wanted to enjoy your beauty a little longer.
Re: L Train To Brooklyn - 1 a.m. - m4w

That's my girlfriend, asshole.

***SUPPLIMENTAL POSTING ON CRAIGSLIST***
Re: Re: L Train To Brooklyn - 1 a.m. - m4w
From: pers-171150385@craigslist.org


So I made an innocent, non-threatening, rather complimentary post about a lovely lady I saw on the train this morning - nothing rude, nothing obscene, not even a suggestion that I wanted any contact. What I receive today is a nasty response from someone named ****** calling me an asshole and claiming that the woman I complimented is his/her girlfriend.

And? How sad that you're so pathetically insecure. Oh, it's *****'s girl - no looking! Does she know that you're cruising CL, trolling for what? She appears to have too much class for a loser like you, and probably won't tolerate you much longer. Grow up.

L-Train, 1:30AM last night. Girl in the camo hoodie with the dog - 20

L-Train, 1:30AM last night. Girl in the camo hoodie with the dog - 20
Reply-to: pers-170810295@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-06-12, 4:52PM EDT
You were riding the L last night into Manhattan around 1:30 or so. You had on glasses and a camo hoodie. You were also carrying a little white dog.

I was sitting adjacent to you and thought you were supper cute. But I was too shy / sweaty from the !!! show to say anything.

Shoot me an email if you see this. If even just to say hi.

Re: L-Train, 1:30AM last night. Girl in the camo hoodie with the dog - 20

That's my girl, asshole.

Re: Re: L-Train, 1:30AM last night. Girl in the camo hoodie with the dog - 20
From: pers-170810295@craigslist.org


really?