Reply to: pers-175931563@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-06-27, 9:58AM EDT
YOU: Wearing a black and white striped shirt with a dark jacket over it. Blondish hair, attractive, great smile with a great personality behind it. I dig your style. Your ID said Jenny. You got off at Union Station and ventured to the beginning of your working day.
ME: I was sitting right next to the door, struggling to stay awake, gray dress shirt and tie, black slacks, listening to some tunes on my ipod, and occasionally looking your way while pushing a small smile. Unfortunately, I lacked the chivalry and failed to offer you my seat, nor did I greet you with a "hi" or "good morning". I've never done the whole missed connection on craigslist but thought it was worth a try.
If you read this, shoot me an email. I would enjoy meeting you for lunch or morning coffee. We work right next to each other.
Re: Jenny on RED LINE METRO, got off at UNION STATION - m4w - 26Re: Re: Jenny on RED LINE METRO, got off at UNION STATION - m4w - 26
Stop hitting on my girlfriend, asshole.
From: pers-175931563@craigslist.org
Get a life idiot. If she was really your girlfriend, you wouldnt have come across my message. Seriously, get a life, find another hobby, go get therapy, go fight with your parents, etc etc. In other words, add no value to this world and your surroundings.
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I love how he's such a gentleman... I didn't say hi, or try to talk to you, or take off my headphones, or offer you my seat, or make any move that I was interested in you at all....
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