Beaver St Blue Hoodie Dog Walker - m4w - 28 (Beaver st and Park in Bushwick)

Beaver St Blue Hoodie Dog Walker - m4w - 28 (Beaver st and Park in Bushwick)
Reply to: pers-3vmyp-1085403504@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-03-21, 1:44PM EDT

I was fixing brick on the building on the corner of Beaver and Park Friday the 20th. I was standing on top of a van. You walked by with a blue hoodie, sunglasses, tight black jeans and a little black dog, instantly catching my attention. You walked to the corner store on Ellery and Beaver. I had it all planned out that i was gonna talk to you if you came back up the block, and you did. But when you did my two hispanic coworkers were there with me and kinda in the way. i think you turned on Locust, where im assuming you live. You were so fuckin cute. Im not gonna be working over there again so chances are i'll never see you again. Lets not let that happen!

Re: Beaver St Blue Hoodie Dog Walker - m4w - 28 (Beaver st and Park in Bushwick)

That's my girl, asshole.

Re: Re: Beaver St Blue Hoodie Dog Walker - m4w - 28 (Beaver st and Park in Bushwick)
From: pers-3vmyp-1085403504@craigslist.org

Haha. Nice!! Well you have a very pretty girlfriend, You're a lucky man

buzzed head Q train - m4w - 27 (Coney bound Qtrain)

buzzed head Q train - m4w - 27 (Coney bound Qtrain)
Reply to: pers-yjksw-1080063815@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-03-18, 1:21AM EDT

It was about midnight. You had a grey hoodie on. I guess you have recently buzzed your hair. I did too. The other night. I wanted to say that it takes a brave woman to do this and also I think you looked beautiful.

Re: Hbuzzed head Q train - m4w - 27 (Coney bound Qtrain)

That's my girl, asshole!

***SUPPLEMENTAL POSTING ON CRAIGSLIST***
Re: Re: buzzed head Q train - m4w - 27 (Coney bound Qtrain)
From: pers-mmgkb-1080401320@craigslist.org

Help me make some sense out of this....below is my original post:

"It was about midnight. You had a grey hoodie on. I guess you have recently buzzed your hair. I did too. The other night. I wanted to say that it takes a brave woman to do this and also I think you looked beautiful."

This is the reply I got on my email :
"She is my girlfriend, asshole!!!"

I was wondering which insecure boyfriend checks the missed connections to see if anyone had posted anything that MIGHT relate to his "girlfriend". I used quotation marks for girlfriend because I believe that being obsessive and jealous could cause serious hallucinations. My post didn't ask for anything, it was simply a compliment, yet some insecure sample of a person, felt offended and disrespected. I hope you feel better dude, and enjoy that lovely lady before she opens her eyes and realizes that you aint good enough.

Huge white loop earrings and grey pants - m4w (Upper West Side)

Huge white loop earrings and grey pants - m4w (Upper West Side)
Reply to: pers-ccwnb-1079946152@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-03-17, 10:57PM EDT

You hypnotized me on the train today, even if you were half a car-train away...please get in contact with me =]

Re: Huge white loop earrings and grey pants - m4w (Upper West Side)

That's my girl, asshole!

Re: Re: Huge white loop earrings and grey pants - m4w (Upper West Side)
From: pers-ccwnb-1079946152@craigslist.org

Awesome! Give her my email.

Incredibly Sexy Barista - m4w (Starbucks 19th n Park)

Incredibly Sexy Barista - m4w (Starbucks 19th n Park)
Reply to: pers-ufken-1069298651@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-03-10, 6:33PM EDT

I see you every now and then... and I would love to ask you out...
but there are always coworkers hanging around... listening... watching... you get it the picture...
I think u might be interested, but who knows.. maybe your just mad cool...
Anyways... stay cute and sexy... you make each day I see you, so much better.

Re: Incredibly Sexy Barista - m4w (Starbucks 19th n Park)

That's my girl, asshole.

Re: Re: Incredibly Sexy Barista - m4w (Starbucks 19th n Park)
From: pers-ufken-1069298651@craigslist.org

First... I highly doubt this is real.. cause if it were... you'd be loving your girl and not trolling around Craigslist...
Second... You talk real fuckin big over email... why don't you go to Starbucks talking that big... or are you afraid to get fucked up in front of "your girl"
Third... There are like 8 different girls that work there... and I wasn't talking about the fat ones, so how you assume it's your chick is beyond me...
fourth... Fuck Off...

P.S> If you are real... obviously your doing something wrong (like wasting time trolling Craigslist) and that's why "your girl" eye fucks me every time I go in there!

***UPDATE - POST SCRIPT!***
Re: No Response???

why.... why go around reading other peoples' missed connections and writing fake responses???? that's really pathetic...

Writing in your red notebook/glasses/L train to 8th Ave. - m4w (Union Square)

Writing in your red notebook/glasses/L train to 8th Ave. - m4w (Union Square)
Reply to: pers-7n3nh-1067347586@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-03-09, 3:08PM EDT

Beautiful.Beautiful. Beautiful.

I saw at about 1:30 today. You were waiting for the L train to 8th Ave. at Union Square. Long-ish dark hair, slightly pulled back. Dark wool coat with a great collar, high and turned up so that when you looked to the side only your eyes were revealed. You have a beautiful complexion and you were adorned with thick yet narrow dark framed glasses. I saw you writing in a red note-book/journal. You were carrying an unsaturated rust colored purse.

Me: Yellow scarf, black leather jacket, faded blue jeans.

We traveled together until you took the Uptown A C E, and I took the Downtown.

Wish I had said something to you. It would have been worth it.

Re: Writing in your red notebook/glasses/L train to 8th Ave. - m4w (Union Square)

That's my girlfriend, asshole!

Re: Re: Writing in your red notebook/glasses/L train to 8th Ave. - m4w (Union Square)
From: pers-7n3nh-1067347586@craigslist.org

I find it interesting that you would be perusing the missed connections section of Craigslist. Especially the m4w section. I guess I don't believe you.

Silver shoes !!! F train - m4w - 100 (Downtown)

Silver shoes !!! F train - m4w - 100 (Downtown)
Reply to: pers-5c8y7-1064354218@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-03-07, 12:20PM EST

10:30 pm (white girl) off on Delancy !!! You are Super Bella & sexy....

Re: Silver shoes !!! F train - m4w - 100 (Downtown)

That's my girlfriend, you asshole!

Re: Re: ass hole? - m4w (Downtown)
From: pers-5c8y7-1064354218@craigslist.org

is your only when she is unde you!!!

U were reading "Food for Millionaires"/Paralegal from PA... - m4w (Astoria N/W Train)

U were reading "Food for Millionaires"/Paralegal from PA... - m4w (Astoria N/W Train)
Reply to: pers-78t2a-1059840499@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-03-04, 10:30AM EST

Don't know if you will get this. You were blonde, wearing a white scarf, white hat, had a graduation ring on (prob from college). You were reading "Food for Millionaires" and we talked for a bit. I asked you how you liked the book. You told me your parents wanted you read the book because it pertained to your personal life. That you were working as a paralegal and were from Pennsylvania.

I regret not getting off at 59th and Lex to give you my number.

You seemed sweet and I couldn't take my eyes off of you the minute I saw you on the train. Well, I should have asked you your name and given you my number to grab coffee sometime.

Hopefully you will see this and I wont regret not getting off the stop with you to give you my info.

Re: U were reading "Food for Millionaires"/Paralegal from PA... - m4w (Astoria N/W Train)

That's my girlfriend, asshole.

Re: Re: Your girlfriend?? U were reading "Food for Millionaires"/Paralegal from PA... - m4w
From: pers-78t2a-1059840499@craigslist.org

Oh really? Do you have to be so enthusiastic about your insecurity? and why are you on Missed connections if u have a girlfriend asshole?

Hottest Girl on N train to Queens - 11:45pm - m4w (QueensBoro Plaza)

Hottest Girl on N train to Queens - 11:45pm - m4w (QueensBoro Plaza)
Reply to: pers-8ghsn-1059529028@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-03-04, 12:38AM EST

You were standing by the doors reading a newspaper. You had on a black baseball cap, black and pink scarf, dark jacket, dark boots, blue jeans, black bag. You may have been listening to an ipod as well. You got off at QueensBoro Plaza. Beautiful face, awesome every way!!

Re: Hottest Girl on N train to Queens - 11:45pm - m4w (QueensBoro Plaza)

That's my girl, asshole!

Re: Re: Hottest Girl on N train to Queens - 11:45pm - m4w (QueensBoro Plaza)
From: pers-8ghsn-1059529028@craigslist.org

YOUR MOTHER IS AN ASSHOLE AND YOU'RE A JERK OFF! DROP DEAD!

you dropped your receipt - m4w - 25 (devoe/metropolitan

you dropped your receipt - m4w - 25 (devoe/metropolitan)
Reply to: pers-1055935028@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-03-01, 5:48PM EST

You were on the way home with grocery bags. I was on the way to the subway. You dropped your receipt and I got it for you.

I should have asked you out now that I think of it. You're attractive.

Re: you dropped your receipt - m4w - 25 (devoe/metropolitan)

That's my girl, asshole.

Re: Re: you dropped your receipt - m4w - 25 (devoe/metropolitan)
From: pers-1055935028@craigslist.org

how do you know it's the same person

Cute girl wearing red in St. Mark's sushi place - m4w - 23 (East Village)

Cute girl wearing red in St. Mark's sushi place - m4w - 23 (East Village)
Reply to: pers-1056030402@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-03-01, 7:03PM EST

Time: Saturday 28 February 2009 around 7 - 8PM

You: Asian, in red, surrounded by friends taking pictures.

Me: White, wearing gray, eating dinner with a friend by the window.

We kept exchanging glances. I kept thinking of ways to try to pull you away to talk to you, ask for your number or if you wanted coffee or something but... I chickened out, now I regret it.

Don't know how you'll find this, but I hope you do. =)

Re: Cute girl wearing red in St. Mark's sushi place - m4w - 23 (East Village)

That's my girlfriend, asshole.

Re: Re: Cute girl wearing red in St. Mark's sushi place - m4w - 23 (East Village)
From: pers-1056030402@craigslist.org

Hey, the jerk store called. They ran outta you! olol

Urban Outfitters Cashier - m4w (Union Square)

Urban Outfitters Cashier - m4w (Union Square)
Reply to: pers-1050777227@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-25, 8:18PM EST

Gorgeous girl behind the counter, white tee shirt, brunette- You couldn't crack a smile, you have probably been there forever.
You wrapped-up some coat hangers for me and said something like "Notice how girls never take the bill and guys always do?"
It takes a very certian someone to say something like that. I came back after some time to talk with you but I was in a hurry and couldn't find you.

What else do you notice that nobody else does?

Re: Urban Outfitters Cashier - m4w (Union Square)

That's my girl, asshole.

Re: Re: Urban Outfitters Cashier - m4w (Union Square)
From: pers-1050777227@craigslist.org

She's your girl?
Your a loyal one.
Why the fuck are you looking up missed connections on carigslist?
Hu? Asshole?

Green Jacket, H&M bag - m4w - 23

Green Jacket, H&M bag - m4w - 23
Reply to: pers-1039445019@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-18, 2:18AM EST

Don't touch your face or bite your nails while your on the subway. It's gross. New York is gross. Your too cute for that.

Re: Green Jacket, H&M bag - m4w - 23

That's my girlfriend, asshole.

Re: Re: Green Jacket, H&M bag - m4w - 23
From: pers-1039445019@craigslist.org

well your girlfriend is a filthy whore.