Saturday, February 28, 2009

Urban Outfitters Cashier - m4w (Union Square)

Urban Outfitters Cashier - m4w (Union Square)
Reply to: pers-1050777227@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-25, 8:18PM EST


Gorgeous girl behind the counter, white tee shirt, brunette- You couldn't crack a smile, you have probably been there forever.
You wrapped-up some coat hangers for me and said something like "Notice how girls never take the bill and guys always do?"
It takes a very certian someone to say something like that. I came back after some time to talk with you but I was in a hurry and couldn't find you.

What else do you notice that nobody else does?
Re: Urban Outfitters Cashier - m4w (Union Square)

That's my girl, asshole.
Re: Re: Urban Outfitters Cashier - m4w (Union Square)
From: pers-1050777227@craigslist.org


She's your girl?
Your a loyal one.
Why the fuck are you looking up missed connections on carigslist?
Hu? Asshole?

Friday, February 27, 2009

Green Jacket, H&M bag - m4w - 23

Green Jacket, H&M bag - m4w - 23
Reply to: pers-1039445019@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-18, 2:18AM EST


Don't touch your face or bite your nails while your on the subway. It's gross. New York is gross. Your too cute for that.
Re: Green Jacket, H&M bag - m4w - 23

That's my girlfriend, asshole.
Re: Re: Green Jacket, H&M bag - m4w - 23
From: pers-1039445019@craigslist.org


well your girlfriend is a filthy whore.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Credit Union on 31st near Brklyn Tech - m4w (Midtown West)

Credit Union on 31st near Brklyn Tech - m4w (Midtown West)
Reply to: pers-1047125481@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-23, 2:55PM EST


you were finishing up at a window as I was sitting down getting ready to make a deposit. As you walked out I looked up, saw you and said wow to myself. You smiled and were out the door across the st before I could even chase you. If you read this you'll know exactly who wrote it I'm positive..
Re: Credit Union on 31st near Brklyn Tech - m4w (Midtown West)

That's my girl, asshole.
Re: Re: Credit Union on 31st near Brklyn Tech - m4w (Midtown West)
From: pers-1047125481@craigslist.org


Would you mind forwarding me her address. I'd like to make another deposit!!!

Sent from my iPhone

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

you smiling in all your glory - m4w - 27 (Greenwich Village)

you smiling in all your glory - m4w - 27 (Greenwich Village)
Reply to: pers-1047015993@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-23, 5:58PM EST


Saw you walking up sixth ave yesterday, nearing 11th street.....I was crossing sixth and you gave a wonderful smile, though it was a quick one...! You turned around once and glanced, but I don't think you saw me. I stood and watched you and the smaller guy you were with go into French Roast. Wow...... would just love get you out for a drink.
Re: you smiling in all your glory - m4w - 27 (Greenwich Village)

that's my girlfriend, asshole!
Re: Re: you smiling in all your glory - m4w - 27 (Greenwich Village)
From: pers-1047015993@craigslist.org


hahah - well in that case good taste bud! be sure to drop me a line if the two of you are on the outs! (jking - no disrespect)... You have to at least tell her this funny story!..first time I have ever posted a CL ad of any sort. btw...nice seinfeld reference with that email...

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

woman walking on Mclean at 2:30 - m4w - 38 (Staten Island)

woman walking on Mclean at 2:30 - m4w - 38 (Staten Island)
Reply to: pers-1037728911@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-16, 7:52PM EST


You were walking on Mclean ave, wearing brown pants and a white sweater, i kept turning back to look at you. You are soo pretty. I got off the bus and seen you. I should have said hello. Hope you see this somehow.
Re: woman walking on Mclean at 2:30 - m4w - 38 (Staten Island)

That's my woman, asshole.
Re: Re: woman walking on Mclean at 2:30 - m4w - 38 (Staten Island)
From: pers-1037728911@craigslist.org


How can you possibly know that asshole? There are many women on McLean avenue. If it was your girl then she shouldn't be looking or smiling. I think you just have nothing else to do but look on craigslist and respond to posts. Asshole

Sent from my iPhone

Monday, February 23, 2009

Uptown A, 8:30 AM: you lost your contact lens & were on your way home - m4w - 24

Uptown A, 8:30 AM: you lost your contact lens & were on your way home - m4w - 24
Reply to: pers-1036236335@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-15, 8:15PM EST


You came and sat across from me somewhere around 42nd or 59th, with what looked to be a somewhat sad and embarrassed expression though I couldn't quite tell. I was struck by it, whatever it was exactly--and then it turned out that some of it must have had to do with your contact lens, because it slipped out and fell on the floor. You said it was all right, you were on your way home--and I wanted to find a way to ask where you were heading home from on a Sunday morning, after Valentine's day no less, and what it could have to do with the way you seemed to be feeling. But I couldn't think of any way of asking this that wouldn't be incredibly awkward for both of us, so I just lapsed into silence. Finally I might have been on the verge of asking you something else, but just then the conductor said the train was going to go express and I decided to give it up so that I wouldn't be late on the second day of my crappy temp job. I regretted it as soon as I got back on the platform, of course, regretted not at least staying to add a little more detail to our strange half-encounter, and eventually had the idea of letting it play out (in whatever climactic or anticlimactic way) on here. So, the usual closing--if you (or maybe even someone you know who's vaguely heard the anecdote about the lost contact lens--though who knows how likely that is to be repeated as an anecdote) do somehow manage to find this, I'd be very interested in hearing back from you.

A.
Re: Uptown A, 8:30 AM: you lost your contact lens & were on your way home - m4w - 24

That's my girl, asshole.
Re: Re: Uptown A, 8:30 AM: you lost your contact lens & were on your way home - m4w - 24
From: pers-1036236335@craigslist.org


Are you serious? To be honest, that's a relief to me (if it's true), because now I can just dismiss the whole thing.

Do you mind giving me some kind of detail, though--you can phrase it in any way that fits your mood, like "She said that there was some asshole who was wearing..."--so that I can feel sure that this isn't just a joke?

A

***UPDATE - Post Script***
P.S. Re: Re: Uptown A, 8:30 AM: you lost your contact lens & were on your way home - m4w - 24
From: pers-1036236335@craigslist.org


I'd still be interested to have you elaborate a bit; you can even make up some detail if you're not actually telling the truth. (Maybe I even made up some or all of it myself, so I'd be forced to agree with your lie? But maybe you feel sure that this isn't true, in which case...)

Thursday, February 19, 2009

NYSC 51st Lex 1:30-2PM Feb 18 - m4m - 36 (Midtown East)

NYSC 51st Lex 1:30-2PM Feb 18 - m4m - 36 (Midtown East)
Reply to: pers-1040156835@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-18, 2:46PM EST


Our lockers were right near each other by the back sinks. I had just come from the shower and you were undressing getting ready to workout. I am bi married closeted with little experience but hoping that maybe we can play. I have no idea if you are into dudes or not but you are really hot. You were six feet, maybe six two, short brown hair, toned, wearing yellow mesh shorts and grey t-shirt. After you got dressed, you weighed yourself and went to the floor. You down?
Re: NYSC 51st Lex 1:30-2PM Feb 18 - m4m - 36 (Midtown East)

That's my man, asshole.
Re: Re: NYSC 51st Lex 1:30-2PM Feb 18 - m4m - 36 (Midtown East)
From: pers-1040156835@craigslist.org


blow me douchebag!

green jacket at ctown graham - m4w - 35 (williamsburg)

green jacket at ctown graham - m4w - 35 (williamsburg)
Reply to: pers-1039309600@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-17, 10:10PM EST


you were shopping.......... C town graham ave bout 6 pm tuesday.......... green jacket black pants. you bought boil ina bag rice... most amazing woman ive ever seen, beautiful blond hair, bright blue-green eyes. if i cant convince you to spend your life with me, how bout coffee? i had on a fishbone tee shirt and a yellow beannie. BE MINE!! please
Re: green jacket at ctown graham - m4w - 35 (williamsburg)

That's my girlfriend, asshole.
Re: Re: green jacket at ctown graham - m4w - 35 (williamsburg)
From: pers-1039309600@craigslist.org


you wish asspipe

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Asian girl on Wilshire 720 bus Valintines night - m4w - 39 (Wilshire BLVD.)

Asian girl on Wilshire 720 bus Valintines night - m4w - 39 (Wilshire BLVD.)
Reply to: pers-1036310732@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-15, 6:22PM PST


HI. If you see this ad,i hope you do not think i,m weird or a stalker. I offered you my Saturday night and asked you if you got off work,you told me you just visited your brother and of course i got nervous like i usally do and didnt know what to say. Well i,m sure you have someone. But just wanted to say you seem so nice and also very attractive,unlike many women here there so beatifull but the inside is not. Anyway i hope i run into you again. Daniel
Re: Asian girl on Wilshire 720 bus Valintines night - m4w - 39 (Wilshire BLVD.)

That's my girlfriend, asshole.
Re: Re: Asian girl on Wilshire 720 bus Valintines night - m4w - 39 (Wilshire BLVD.)
From: pers-1036310732@craigslist.org


Sure!

Post office Washington Heights 165 street, sending out a sold book - m4w - 28 (Inwood / Wash Hts)

Post office Washington Heights 165 street, sending out a sold book - m4w - 28 (Inwood / Wash Hts)
Reply to: pers-1039108399@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-17, 7:22PM EST


You were behind me in line at 4:30pm, sending out a book you sold on half.com.. your first! You asked me about the post office since you'd never been there.. we exchanged a couple of words, but I should've asked if you might want to get some coffee or a drink. Maybe I'll see you around the heights, or you can just message me here..
Re: Post office Washington Heights 165 street, sending out a sold book - m4w - 28 (Inwood / Wash Hts)

That's my girl, asshole.
Re: Re: Post office Washington Heights 165 street, sending out a sold book - m4w - 28 (Inwood / Wash Hts)
From: pers-1039108399@craigslist.org


Haha. Even if that's true, why should YOU care? It's not as if I had any idea she had a boyfriend.. and besides, even if she DID then why is she looking at missed connections on craigs list. Or, why are you? In fact, how did you come to find out about my ad, Mr. Know It All ?

p.s. if you are telling the truth, why didn't she simply respond and say haha no thanks i'm seeing someone. seems to be the more mature route to take.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

F train to N train (9th St - 4th Ave) - m4w - 25 (Brooklyn (9th St - 4th Ave))

F train to N train (9th St - 4th Ave) - m4w - 25 (Brooklyn (9th St - 4th Ave))
Reply to: pers-1034181311@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-14, 3:24AM EST


You had long jet black hair, an ipod, and a brown purse. You were wearing stonewashed jeans, a jacket, a pink blouse, and pink sneakers. Lovely Asian lady.

You got off the F train at 4th ave/9th St and went downstairs to catch the N train towards Coney Island. You got on at the rear of the train and stood in front of the door across from me, leaning against the handbars facing a Mexican dude listening to loud music on his ipod. You got off the train at 45th St. This took place at 2am Saturday 14th.

I was wearing an olive green jacket, a white shirt underneath, brown pants, navy blue sneakers, and a Mets cap. I wear glasses and had a backpack on me.

I wanted to be more brave and go over and say "hi" but I was afraid I was misreading your moves. Hope to hear from you.


J.
Re: F train to N train (9th St - 4th Ave) - m4w - 25 (Brooklyn (9th St - 4th Ave))

That's my girl, asshole.
Re: Re: F train to N train (9th St - 4th Ave) - m4w - 25 (Brooklyn (9th St - 4th Ave))
From: pers-1034181311@craigslist.org


Right.

YOU GET OFF A/C TRAIN ON UTICA AVENUE - m4w

YOU GET OFF A/C TRAIN ON UTICA AVENUE - m4w
Reply to: pers-1034429151@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-14, 11:17AM EST


GIRL WITH BLONDISH HAIR TAKE G TRAIN TO HOYT SCHEMERHORN IN THE MORNINGS USUALLY GET OFF AT 6:35-6:43 AND YOU WAIT FOR A/C TRAIN AND YOU TAKE THAT TO UTICA AVENUE I BELIEVE YOU ARE A TEACHER YOU SOMETIMES DO CROSSWORD PUZZLE-IF YOU KNOW HER OR IF YOU READ THIS I THINK YOU ARE PRETTY
Re: YOU GET OFF A/C TRAIN ON UTICA AVENUE - m4w

That's my girl, asshole.
Re: Re: YOU GET OFF A/C TRAIN ON UTICA AVENUE - m4w
From: pers-1034429151@craigslist.org


send a picture i dont believe you